Sunday, December 23, 2012

DAMPcast Episode Fifty Four : Harry Potter and the Abortiatis Curse

Back together and it feels so good! Our wizarding trio is back to review the Harry Potter series. Much to Elizabeth's delight, we tackle the ins and outs of the magic world.  Join our muggles as we review the books and movies, we have a top 5 favorite characters, and a top 5 spells we wish we could learn.  Not only do we recap, we also hit on the HARD questions: Do wizards compare "wand" sizes? Do the kids have booty call owls? Where do the boys go to "relieve tension"?  Where do the kids learn Math, science, and English?  Find out the answers to these and more in this week's Harry Potter themed episode.

Accio pleasure for your earholes!

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Tuesday, December 4, 2012

DAMPcast Episode Fifty Three : Bachelor Cast

The guys ride solo tonight, drinking, gambling, and makin it rain! Or at least podcasting.  The guys talk movies, games (with some spoilers for Assassin's Creed and Walking Dead), and more.  The bro party is crashed by Ryan's fiance Sara.  She helps the guys tackle a top 5 which see Ryan and Jonathan's top 5 chick flicks, and Sara's top 5 guy movies.  Find out if the boys keep their sanity without Elizabeth in this week's cast.

Pleasure those ear holes with 50% more guy and guy action.

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Monday, November 12, 2012

DAMPcast Episode Fifty Two - Hot Glued Blue Balls

The new 52 of podcasts is here!  Ryan is back from Puerto Rico and gives you the opposite of an in depth historical overview. Jonathan hates Jedi. And Elizabeth phones it in.  Our top 5 comes in wake of the announcement that Disney bought Star Wars.  So our lists are what we would like to see in Star Wars Episode VII.  We get a musical voicemail, Real Steel is real bad, and how they made Angry Birds good! We forget our newest segment. Plus we played and watched stuff.  Laughing ensues.

Pleasure up them ear holes now

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Sunday, October 28, 2012

DAMPcast Episode Fifty One : Fight a Robot Mime

We survived the apocalypse of fifty episodes to bring you... ANOTHER EPISODE!  Our heroine puts up with our two heroes who try to put her in her place.  We have two, count them dos Top 5's. Where would we like to vacation and movie soundtracks.  New iPods, movies, and TV shows. Revelations about Harry Potter.  Plus more laughs than you can shake a cat at.

Pleasure your ear holes with our episode which includes a BRAND SPANKING NEW SEGMENT titled "Would You Rather?" Now with x10 more spanking.

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Tuesday, October 9, 2012

DAMPcast Episode Fifty : Dimensions

Welcome everyone to this week's CatCast. We will be talking about our favorite film felines.  But wait... Something is wrong.  The 50th Doctor brings Ryan to dimensions where each is more popular and successful than the DAMPcast.  Join Ryan and the Doctor as they travel strange new places and meet familiar and new faces.  Where will Ryan end up?  Join the journey, for the most pleasure filled episode to date.  The big 5 - 0.

Special thanks to:

Elizabeth and Jonathan for joining Ryan and putting up with his hijinks.
Brian from the Uncanny Xcast
Melanie from NerdGoggles Podcast
Superfan supreme Eric

Sunday, September 16, 2012

DAMPcast Episode Forty Nine : Ehrmegerd it's de Dermpcerst!

We are back and one shy of a giant milestone! We get gitty and bring it for you.  We cover weddings, diets, and tip toe across the line into the insurance cast.  As we get into the meat of the podcast, we have a Top 5 TV universes we want to live in.  Next we tackle the X-men movie franchise from X1 to First Class.  For some reason Wolverine is included as well.  We round out the podcast with a media mania and our first poem dedicated to the DAMPcasters.

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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

DAMPcast Episode Forty Eight : I Wish You Were Dead

Our trampy trio are here to pleasure your earholes again!  This time we pack all the excitement of looking at internet pictures into audio files!  Our top 5 internet memes give us a chance to educate Elizabeth on what a meme is.  Jonathan is trying a new diet.  Ryan may or may not be broken again.  Come listen as we talk some movies, TV, and video games.  PLUS Elizabeth ages herself.  Jonathan becomes more lady like.  And Ryan says funny things.  

Come and join us for another pleasuring of your earholes on episode 48

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

DAMPcast Episode Forty Seven : British Teeth

Back from the dead, another DAMPcast is here for your earholes.  We have a supersized epsiode with a supersized cast.  Superfan Eric stops by and we get all rowdy.  There are tons of spoilers as we hit the new BBC Sherlock Holmes series.  Dark Knight Rises and Amazing Spiderman also get major spoilers.  We talk about Archer, holes in the bottom of bags of popcorn, we get a voicemail from a fan, and plenty more!

Sit back, relax, and laugh your ass off

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Sunday, July 15, 2012

DAMPcast Episode Forty Six : DAN-JA ZONE

Our trick-ay trio return in this fun in the sun edition of DAMPcast.  We shoot the poopie and talk about anything and everything.  Wedding planning, fighting wolves, X-Men tshirts, top 5 TV theme songs, Diablo, slapping foreskin, and much, much, much more.  PLUS more references to Archer's "DANGER ZONE" than you can shake roadkill at.  Our easter eggs are also long and strong.

Join us this week as we completely pleasure your ear holes. PLUS brand spanking new music and bumpers!

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Sunday, June 10, 2012

DAMPcast Episode Forty Five : Staff of Hardening

Our trickster trio are here to pleasure your ear holes again this week.  We don't have a geek out segment, but there is plenty more for you.  We have a top 5 worst things to do a top 5 about.  We media mania all over your earholes.  There is a new phone, new car, new computer!  Liz crumbles under peer pressure.  And finally we have a special appearance by Sara, who talks about golf and boobs!

We pleasure your earholes in this latest 'cast, off the record.

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Sunday, May 20, 2012

DAMPcast Episode Fourty Four : Mustache Rides

Our trilogy has jumped the shark this week as we become an orgy!  Our guest host Alex from Earth's Mightiest Podcast and Big One Comic Podcast joined us for Avengers talk.  Our top 5 is Avengers team members, followed by our favorite live action Marvel related Avenger film.  We talk about our expectations and hopes for the Avengers movie (which was unreleased at the time).  Plus we catch up on TV shows, video games, and movies.

Jonathan is snarky AND funny.  Elizabeth shows us she's a jerk by declining an invitation to Ryan's wedding next year (while the other hosts were excited to go).  Ryan calls out Elizabeth as a jerk.  And Alex bring a fresh view, albeit a wrong one, on Spiderman.

Please away those ear holes.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

DAMPcast Episode Fourty Three : Peeps are Poop

Our Time Lord Trio are back and traverse time and space in their TARDIS! Doctor Who is the main focus for this week's podcast. We recap all 6 seasons of the reboot in a long and painful, I mean, entertaining way! We also have TWO top 5's. Elizabeth actually laughs at Ryan's jokes. Jonathan plays the race card. And some other, funny things happen. Plus listener participation and a voicemail! Join us and EXTERMINATE your earholes! Direct DL

Sunday, April 8, 2012

DAMPcast Episode Fourty Two : Space Andered

Out titillating trio are back with one of our most laugh filled episodes ever! We cover Walking Dead, Mass Effect 3, and SSX in our main event. We have a top 5 with Zombie killing weapons. We discuss the great state of CAN-tucky. Plus we have more laughs than a barrel full of monkeys. If one thinks a barrel full of primates is funny...

Pleasure your earholes with this newest episode!

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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

DAMPcast Epsiode Fourty One : Cancer Cherries

Our Trick-ay Trio are back after a little break, but with big news for a couple hosts! Lives are changing, people! We do manage to put together a show that includes a Top 5 Weird Al songs, reviews of many movies and TV shows, plus our video gaming over the past month. Our geek topic is the mostly loved FX cartoon series Archer. Listen as Ryan professes his love. Find out with other cohost liked it and which one did not. Finally we also get listener participation!

Cure your hangover and feel lucky! A new DAMPcast is here to pleasure your earholes.

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Saturday, February 18, 2012

DAMPcast Episode Fourty : Confused and Aroused

Our triple play trio come back for the big 4-0. Listen as we try and offend several racial groups, have a top 5 about our favorite movie comedies, we review some games BESIDES Skyrim, and we watched more crap on TV.

DAMPcast - Pleasing your ear holes since 2009

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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

DAMPcast Episode Thirty Nine : Word up, Yo.

After a nice break, our tricky trio return! We talk about our top 5 comedians. Hit up some comic talk. And have a full media mania which includes, but is not limited to: skyrim, saints row 2, warrior, see no evil hear no evil, hangover 2, friends with benefits, apollo 18, conan, tucker and dale vs evil, killing bono, love, dr who, sherlock, and more! We get some good listener response to the top 5. And, it wouldn't be complete without a visit from the internet gremlins again!

Have fun and pleasure your ears

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