Monday, December 22, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Eighty Four : Fat Class Enterprise

Welcome back to the last new episode of the year! We aim for the stars, or at least the street lights. Our top 5 are our favorite spaceship/vehicles. We talk about Gotham, Destiny, Dragon Age (well a tiny bit), and cats. Almost the entire intro is cats. Enjoy it, love it, listen to it. 

Pleasure your earholes, now!

Sunday, November 30, 2014

DAMPcast Episdode Eighty Three : Matrix Trilogy

Upgrade your operating system and jump back to the late nighties and early aughts as we tackle the Matrix Trilogy. Flip phones, phone booths, and dressing in black leather are back in style! Jonathan and Ryan welcome back our own Oracle, Elizabeth. We relive the religious overtones, the bullet cams, and the choice to take drugs from strangers.

Come laugh at the emotions, or lack there of. Cry and the CGI of a man getting punched in the face. And marvel at what a giant drug induced party, where everyone keeps their clothes on, near the center of the Earth would look like.

We also rank our top Keanu Reeves movies. PLUS as an added bonus, a voicemail and new superfan!

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Eighty Two : Return of the Kwok Talk?

Elizabeth is still lost in the woods or something, so Jonathan and Ryan are joined by the famous Kwok of Kwok Talk. Kwok lends his silk, smooth voice to the ramblings of our dynamic duo hosts.

This week we talk Halloween, Gotham and its absurdness, some movies, comics, and more! Our top 5 is also spooky themed; it is our Top 5 movies that are about or related to Halloween. Find out what Jonathan and Ryan have seen, and what Kwok has read on Wikipedia.

Come for the fun, stay for the voice of the Kwok himself. Silkily pleasure your ear holes on this week's episode.


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Monday, October 6, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Eighty One - Morning Wood

Coming to you not-live from not-New York, our trio of heroes is back! Liz is apparently too busy for you, so we brought in the next best thing. Internet not-celeb Rob from Uncanny Xcast rejoins the show, and it is all you can handle. We hit the hard topics like: Gotham, Agents of SHIELD, Ant Man, HALO, Balder’s Gate, Far Cry 3, Doctor Who, New Girl, and more.

While we face stiff competition from Liz's other shows, the guys point all their hard work at YOU! Our top five is most embarrassing boner stories. 

Come pleasure your ear holes, but be careful what you stick in there.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Eighty - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Franchise

Cowabunga, dudes! Our heroes in 2/5 a shell karate chop our way into your earholes. We cover the 1990 original, live action movie, Secret of the Ooze, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, TMNT, and the 2014 reboot. Liz actually watches MOST of the films. Jonathan wants to talk about other things, too. Ryan tells us of his visit to Liz's town. 

Fight your way through endless Foot soldiers and reminisce about live action puppets or CGI. Grab your pizza and pleasure those earholes.  

Monday, September 1, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Seventy Nine - Get Your Parent's Permission

Listen! What's that smell? It is an all new DAMPcast! The amazingly talented trio of Elizabeth, Jonathan, and Ryan are back! A catch-up episode. We discuss our summers so far, Guardian's of the Galaxy (spoilers) movie, our top 5 (ish) favorite animated characters in movies, video games, and much much more!

Listen. Love. Laugh. Pleasure your earholes.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Seventy Eight : Robocop

We can rebuild them, we have the podcast! Our crime fighting heroes go through their checklist, finish their baby food, and strap on their jetpacks as we revisit the original Robocop series and the 2014 remake. 

Elizabeth is hiding from the mob, so Jonathan and Ryan take a walk through 80s Detroit, which looks like modern Detroit. Join them as they see if Murphy can retain his humanity all while kicking ass. 

Put your squibs on overdrive and pleasure your earholes in this week's episode.

Sunday, June 22, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Seventy Seven : We're All Comedians Here

Turn your stranger danger alarm off, Jonathan, Elizabeth, and Ryan are joined by the almost famous Rob Briscoe from the Uncanny Xcast. Get ready to have your minds overloaded with all the comedy, bromance, and general strangeness that you can handle.  Ryan tries to keep everyone on track, but with Elizabeth drooling over our guest, it is hard to contain.

Our top 5 divides the group in many ways; the top 5 driving songs to listen and sing along with. We cover XBone v PS4, X-Men Days of Future Past, Liz moving into a haunted house owned by the Russian mob, and so much, much, much (did I mention much?) more!

So D-D-Dance your way to listen and P-P-Pleasure your earholes with ep 77.

Monday, June 2, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Seventy Six : We're All Here For A Good Time, Don't Make It Weird

Hovering over your earholes like some sort of uncomfortable, humid sweat, Elizabeth, Jonathan, and Ryan are BACK! Our new foil cover variant cat cast episode. But really, we cover all the movies, TV shows, and video games we've tackled in the last few weeks.

Ryan walked all over the Windy City, and his foot didn't break! Elizabeth is babysitting like a teenager, inviting two strange men into her home for a good time while the kids sleep. And Jonathan has gone back to school! In honor of that, our top 5 is the classes we WISHED they would teach.

Let your earholes be pleasured for another cat episode.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Seventy Five part 2 : Star Wars Episodes 4-6

The Empire has surrounded our rebellious hosts. Now Elizabeth, Jonathan, and Ryan's only hope of survival is to take you through the original trilogy. We recap some of the greatest films in history. Join lame Luke, brother-kissing Leia, handsome Han, under-apreciated Chewy, worst-father in the universe Darth, and all your other characters who are too lame to name!

We have character voices, inappropriate analogies, top 5 minor characters, and in place of the special guest Liz was supposed to invite, Drunk Jonathan!

Come listen to the worst best journey through Star Wars. Pleasure for your earholes!

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

DAMPcast Episode 75 part 1 : Star Wars Episodes 1-3

A long time ago (like a week or so), in a galaxy far, far away (actually in this one)...

It is a dark time for Star Wars movies. Episodes 1-3 have come out to an audience so hungry for more Star Wars, you could have had almost anything satisfy their hunger.

Instead, we got these movies. Join our heroes Elizabeth, Jonathan, and Ryan attack the very movies that tormented us in our not too distant past. They even enlist the help of "A" list celebrity, Brian P from Uncanny Xcast. 

The battle rages on, but our daring do-gooders fight the good fight with bad impressions, sarcasm, and an arguments on which film is actually worse...

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Seventy Four : Filthiest Episode Ever

We're back, baby! Ryan is one year older. Jonathan sounds like he is in a wind tunnel. Elizabeth has her pipes cleaned. Our top 5 includes ideas of themes we would like to do in future episodes. We also talk: dong pics, floppy lady parts, Ghostbusters, Call of Duty Ghosts, Elder Scrolls Online, LEGOs, Deep Space Nine and more!  How can you handle all this?  Easy, plug in and hit play.

Come pleasure your earholes on this week's episode.

Monday, February 24, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Seventy Three : Terminator Franchise

Listen to us if you want to live! We travel back in time to cover the Terminator movie franchise. Get your robo dong and inflatable hooters ready for this mind boggling, no sense making, robot destroying episode!  Elizabeth actually watches some of the movies. Jonathan has to keep correcting her. And Ryan tries to sum up the headache that is time travel.  We then rank our favs (and even include the Sarah Conner Chronicles in there, too). 

So come peel off your synthetic flesh, morph into excitement, and pleasure your earholes with us.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Seventy Two - Panties are Dropping

Winter vortex have you cold? Well warm yourself up with some pleasure for your ear holes. We return for this week's chilly episode. We don't have a theme this week, other than hilarious!  This leaves us more time to talk about movies, TV shows, and video games. Our top 5 is our favorite import TV shows. Ryan gets a new bluetooth speaker. Jonathan shows us his gun. Elizabeth shows up!  Plus, don't miss Ryan's 20 minute rant about Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

All this and more on this winter wonderland episode.