Sunday, June 22, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Seventy Seven : We're All Comedians Here

Turn your stranger danger alarm off, Jonathan, Elizabeth, and Ryan are joined by the almost famous Rob Briscoe from the Uncanny Xcast. Get ready to have your minds overloaded with all the comedy, bromance, and general strangeness that you can handle.  Ryan tries to keep everyone on track, but with Elizabeth drooling over our guest, it is hard to contain.

Our top 5 divides the group in many ways; the top 5 driving songs to listen and sing along with. We cover XBone v PS4, X-Men Days of Future Past, Liz moving into a haunted house owned by the Russian mob, and so much, much, much (did I mention much?) more!

So D-D-Dance your way to listen and P-P-Pleasure your earholes with ep 77.

Monday, June 2, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Seventy Six : We're All Here For A Good Time, Don't Make It Weird

Hovering over your earholes like some sort of uncomfortable, humid sweat, Elizabeth, Jonathan, and Ryan are BACK! Our new foil cover variant cat cast episode. But really, we cover all the movies, TV shows, and video games we've tackled in the last few weeks.

Ryan walked all over the Windy City, and his foot didn't break! Elizabeth is babysitting like a teenager, inviting two strange men into her home for a good time while the kids sleep. And Jonathan has gone back to school! In honor of that, our top 5 is the classes we WISHED they would teach.

Let your earholes be pleasured for another cat episode.




Tuesday, May 6, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Seventy Five part 2 : Star Wars Episodes 4-6




The Empire has surrounded our rebellious hosts. Now Elizabeth, Jonathan, and Ryan's only hope of survival is to take you through the original trilogy. We recap some of the greatest films in history. Join lame Luke, brother-kissing Leia, handsome Han, under-apreciated Chewy, worst-father in the universe Darth, and all your other characters who are too lame to name!

We have character voices, inappropriate analogies, top 5 minor characters, and in place of the special guest Liz was supposed to invite, Drunk Jonathan!

Come listen to the worst best journey through Star Wars. Pleasure for your earholes!

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

DAMPcast Episode 75 part 1 : Star Wars Episodes 1-3



A long time ago (like a week or so), in a galaxy far, far away (actually in this one)...

It is a dark time for Star Wars movies. Episodes 1-3 have come out to an audience so hungry for more Star Wars, you could have had almost anything satisfy their hunger.

Instead, we got these movies. Join our heroes Elizabeth, Jonathan, and Ryan attack the very movies that tormented us in our not too distant past. They even enlist the help of "A" list celebrity, Brian P from Uncanny Xcast. 


The battle rages on, but our daring do-gooders fight the good fight with bad impressions, sarcasm, and an arguments on which film is actually worse...

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Seventy Four : Filthiest Episode Ever

We're back, baby! Ryan is one year older. Jonathan sounds like he is in a wind tunnel. Elizabeth has her pipes cleaned. Our top 5 includes ideas of themes we would like to do in future episodes. We also talk: dong pics, floppy lady parts, Ghostbusters, Call of Duty Ghosts, Elder Scrolls Online, LEGOs, Deep Space Nine and more!  How can you handle all this?  Easy, plug in and hit play.

Come pleasure your earholes on this week's episode.

Monday, February 24, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Seventy Three : Terminator Franchise




Listen to us if you want to live! We travel back in time to cover the Terminator movie franchise. Get your robo dong and inflatable hooters ready for this mind boggling, no sense making, robot destroying episode!  Elizabeth actually watches some of the movies. Jonathan has to keep correcting her. And Ryan tries to sum up the headache that is time travel.  We then rank our favs (and even include the Sarah Conner Chronicles in there, too). 

So come peel off your synthetic flesh, morph into excitement, and pleasure your earholes with us.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

DAMPcast Episode Seventy Two - Panties are Dropping


Winter vortex have you cold? Well warm yourself up with some pleasure for your ear holes. We return for this week's chilly episode. We don't have a theme this week, other than hilarious!  This leaves us more time to talk about movies, TV shows, and video games. Our top 5 is our favorite import TV shows. Ryan gets a new bluetooth speaker. Jonathan shows us his gun. Elizabeth shows up!  Plus, don't miss Ryan's 20 minute rant about Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

All this and more on this winter wonderland episode.